It's Friday evening and pointe class. Our Fabulous French Ballet Teacher is demonstrating a seemingly simple exercise where we are supposed to piqué across the floor: "You have to present yourself.. do a beautiful port de bras..be elegant!" She looks stunning, every inch the ballerina. But me? Elegant? ON POINTE? Not so much.. Heck, I'm rarely, if ever, elegant in REAL life. Seriously, how do you learn this stuff? And where do I sign up?